Beach Buoy arrived at the beach car park at 6-55am. He had two dogs riding shotgun. As Beach Buoy sat at the side of the van whilst he changed into his beach boots a cyclist cycled along the promenade with his hand in his pockets.. LOOK NO HANDS! If he had come a cropper it would be... LOOK NO TEETH.... An elderly, flat-capped gentleman walked towards the car park from the direction of the clock tower. He wore gloves. MASSIVE gloves. It was as if MAC'S MAGIC SHOP had re-opened, many years after closing and the man had gone in to purchase fake Grizzly Bear Paws. Thankfully the man drove off in his car with grizzly bear paws on the steering wheel. It was an absolutely glorious morning, with a milky sun and almost perfect weather. There was slight breeze from the north. As they reached the water's edge, the sound of an early morning bad news siren travelled along the sea front. Beach Buoy looked north to confirm this. It was the he saw the distant 7 am club heading south towards them. |